Ashley.

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of “best friends”

“It’s times like these you learn to live again, it’s times like these you give and give again, it’s times like these you learn to love again, it’s times like these time and time again.”

-Foo Fighters

Times Like These

“We can fake it for the airwaves Force our smiles baby, half dead from comparing myself to everyone else around me”

-Fall Out Boy

In a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours; sloppy lips to lips. You’re my vitamins. I like you.

78 plays

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that

u just changed the way i look at everything

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we say socks instead of yolo?